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英文谚语搞笑版

作者 TombCrow, 2004 八月 28, 下午 08:25:30

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1.Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
2.Success is a relative term.It brings so many relatives.
3.Never put off work till tomorrow that you can put off today.
4."Your future depends on your dreams."So go to sleep.
5."Hard work never kills anybody."But why take the risk?
6.The more you learn,the more you know.The more you know,the more you forget.The more you forget,the less you know.So why bother to learn?
7.God made relatives.Tand God we can choose our friends.